Holiday baking is no easy task. Whether it's perfecting a recipe, mastering a tough technique, or making seasonal treats without setting your kitchen ablaze, crafting the perfect batch of Christmas cookies is far from simple. But for some folks, the devil is truly in the details.
Enter screaming angels, sultry bears and mushy monstrosities that we can only hope for Santa's sake taste a whole lot better than they look.
From condemned gingerbread houses to Cronenbergian cookies, here are 10 photos of the ugliest Christmas cookies we could possibly find.
1
Cronenberg Cookies
*Silent scream intensifies*
2
Terrible Trees
Every Christmas tree has its ugly side. But for these seasonal monstrosities, the ugly side just so happens to be 360 degrees.
3
Be Not Not Afraid
"First time making gingerbread cookies, this one broke apart, so I made it screaming in pain as it's guts were falling out.”
4
Condemned Cookies
Someone needs to get this gingerbread house up to code, stat.
5
Merry and Mushy
At least they tried?
6
The Treat That Stole Christmas
Whoever made these Grinch cake balls must have been smoking a whole lot of Who Hash …
7
I’m Dreaming of a Rainbow Christmas
We hope these sugar cookies taste better than they look
8
The Horror!
“The most terrifying Christmas cookie that I accidentally made.”
9
Going For The Ugly Gold
“My family had our annual ugly Christmas cookie decorating competition. These were our voted to[p] 10."
10
A Bear-y Naughty Christmas
These scantily clad bears shouldn't be shocked to find coal in their stockings come Christmas morning.